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Anonymous asked:
where'd you get dat brassiere Target! It’s the Barely There brand :) it’s ahhhhmaaazin |
I just wanna dedicate a moment to the comfiest bra in the world. Okay carry
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
That’s not even a Salmon that’s a fucking carp!
(Source: hypothetical-happiness)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
seems legit
Soo tired. Just got home from exams and had the last class with my favorite teacher ever :(
I’m going to the gym soon but I need some chill time. Hope you’re all having a good day!
